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Holy crap I'm sorry about the health care thing I didn't realize this was a parody
Anonymous
I see you're a young woman, remember when a Fox News announced said your rates should be higher than that of a man because you had the ability to have a baby. Oh, you don't? Because I did and it got me pretty fucking pissed, I am by no means a liberal but I know bullshit when I smell it
Anonymous
This is a parody page, right?

Hmmmmm…is “Obama” the Real president of the Majestic United States? Is the Liberal media telling you the truth? Yea…didn’t think so…

You're fucking crazy
Anonymous

Hello, anonymous Messenger! I suppose you Are probably a “Fucking” liberal…Hmm…Liberals can’t appreciate The beauty that is Fox News…

quickhits:

THIS JUST IN: Fox’s John Stossel is a dick.

Tee, Hee! I think I must Agree…he Is indeed Very manly and strong…just like a Beautiful “Dick!”

quickhits:

THIS JUST IN: Fox’s John Stossel is a dick.

Tee, Hee! I think I must Agree…he Is indeed Very manly and strong…just like a Beautiful “Dick!”

let me tell you about homestuck
Anonymous

Hmm…All right…I have never heard About this “Homeo Stuck” before…I wonder what it Is!

I am concerned about all this 'Halloween' business going on. In order to stop the Gay/Mexican/Wiccan/Communist agenda, I am going to hand out Chick Tracts and spray trick-or-treaters with a garden hose while I scream 'the power of Christ compels you!' (in ENGLISH, of course) #THESE-COLORS-DONT-RUN #DONT-TREAD-ON-ME
Anonymous

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Anonymous

I Am crying…this is So beautiful…thank you for Taking the time out of your day to write this…I am so Touched by your kind words…

afternoonsnoozebutton:

team-joebama:

sometimes I remember that this was an actual Newsweek cover and I wonder why Newsweek ever ceased print publication

Can we all just talk about that Gingrich costume for a second?
Somebody got paid to think about and draw Newt Gingrich in a leather bikini.

Hmm..I wonder where Newsweek Has gone.
Perhaps they Were…banned For being “2”  hot For The presses!

afternoonsnoozebutton:

team-joebama:

sometimes I remember that this was an actual Newsweek cover and I wonder why Newsweek ever ceased print publication

Can we all just talk about that Gingrich costume for a second?

Somebody got paid to think about and draw Newt Gingrich in a leather bikini.

Hmm..I wonder where Newsweek Has gone.

Perhaps they Were…banned For being “2”  hot For The presses!

t4steof1nk:

foxnewsfanclub:

mcry:

jephari:

foxnewsfanclub:

jephari:

foxnewsfanclub:

jephari:

foxnewsfanclub:

jephari:

foxnewsfanclub:

Splendid! How I would love to Have a glimpse of Mitten’s diary! Ah, To see into his little world…

why was that necessary 

#”“GO AWAY STOP COMMENTING IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
Hello, Dear follower! I see that you must be new, to this “Tumblr” Internet Blog! No “sweat,” I Am glad to explain! My dear “Jephari,” I comment Because I must! The beauty Of Mitt Romney moves me…and sometimes I must express What I feel!
Well, thank you for dropping By my little web log!

this is also my post. you need to stop.

#OH YOU MUST BE NEW OH PLEASE #FUCK OFF
Hmm…I am Not sure I understand…I Am here…And you are there…I am not Certain What you want me to “stop” doing…
I am beginning To suspect, From your profanity, that you Are…a liberal! If you are, please Stop Looking at my tumblr blog…I do not have time for “Trolls!!”

stop. commenting. on. my. post.

#GET OFF OF MY POST #GO AWAY SHOOO
All right…you are being Very unpleasant…I suppose all Young liberals are like this, in These days and times…You are quite Rude…and what kind Of a “name” is “Jephrlghri” anyway…
Let this be A lesson to my dear followers…this is the thanks you Get, From trying to be nice to a no-good Liberal!

fuck off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#THIS IS NOT FUNNY #THIS IS NOT ABOUT LIBERALS OR REBUPILICANS #THIS IS ABOUT HOW U NEED TO STOP #BC YOU ARE A DICK

#THIS IS NOT FUNNY #THIS IS NOT ABOUT LIBERALS OR REBUPILICANS #THIS IS ABOUT HOW U NEED TO STOP #BC YOU ARE A DICK
My! My! My! I see that I am being Attacked by the Youth Of Tumblr! How awful…and how typical, using those immature words against me! I wish they would Just let me love my Republicans in peace…
Does this make you Happy? I am Telling you…this has stopped Being funny…in Fact, it was never funny to begin with! Please…leave me Alone…

OH MY GOD SHUT UP DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP POLITICS ARE STUPID YOU’RE STUPID AND MITT ROMNEY IS STUPID AND STOP RandOmly Capitalizing your Words yOU FUCKING IDIOT SUCK MY LESBIAN LIBERAL ASSHOLE BYE

#SORRY THIS WAS ANNOYING ON MY DASH   #NOT SORRY THO   
Hmm…
How can you Say that politics are “stupid”…when you are Also calling yourself a “Lesbian Liberal Ass Hole…”
Some people Are Very strange…There is definitely a youth culture on this Website that I do not understand…
Please, I Beg of you…and Of everyone…Stop harrassing me…I am being Persecuted for simply expressing my beliefs! I ask you…does “Tumblr” still belong to America, or, has it Been overtaken by Marxists?
Where has my Freedom gone???

t4steof1nk:

foxnewsfanclub:

mcry:

jephari:

foxnewsfanclub:

jephari:

foxnewsfanclub:

jephari:

foxnewsfanclub:

jephari:

foxnewsfanclub:

Splendid! How I would love to Have a glimpse of Mitten’s diary! Ah, To see into his little world…

why was that necessary 

#”“GO AWAY STOP COMMENTING IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF

Hello, Dear follower! I see that you must be new, to this “Tumblr” Internet Blog! No “sweat,” I Am glad to explain! My dear “Jephari,” I comment Because I must! The beauty Of Mitt Romney moves me…and sometimes I must express What I feel!

Well, thank you for dropping By my little web log!

this is also my post. you need to stop.

#OH YOU MUST BE NEW OH PLEASE #FUCK OFF

Hmm…I am Not sure I understand…I Am here…And you are there…I am not Certain What you want me to “stop” doing…

I am beginning To suspect, From your profanity, that you Are…a liberal! If you are, please Stop Looking at my tumblr blog…I do not have time for “Trolls!!”

stop. commenting. on. my. post.

#GET OFF OF MY POST #GO AWAY SHOOO

All right…you are being Very unpleasant…I suppose all Young liberals are like this, in These days and times…You are quite Rude…and what kind Of a “name” is “Jephrlghri” anyway…

Let this be A lesson to my dear followers…this is the thanks you Get, From trying to be nice to a no-good Liberal!

fuck off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#THIS IS NOT FUNNY #THIS IS NOT ABOUT LIBERALS OR REBUPILICANS #THIS IS ABOUT HOW U NEED TO STOP #BC YOU ARE A DICK

#THIS IS NOT FUNNY #THIS IS NOT ABOUT LIBERALS OR REBUPILICANS #THIS IS ABOUT HOW U NEED TO STOP #BC YOU ARE A DICK

My! My! My! I see that I am being Attacked by the Youth Of Tumblr! How awful…and how typical, using those immature words against me! I wish they would Just let me love my Republicans in peace…

Does this make you Happy? I am Telling you…this has stopped Being funny…in Fact, it was never funny to begin with! Please…leave me Alone…

OH MY GOD SHUT UP DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP POLITICS ARE STUPID YOU’RE STUPID AND MITT ROMNEY IS STUPID AND STOP RandOmly Capitalizing your Words yOU FUCKING IDIOT SUCK MY LESBIAN LIBERAL ASSHOLE BYE

#SORRY THIS WAS ANNOYING ON MY DASH   #NOT SORRY THO   

Hmm…

How can you Say that politics are “stupid”…when you are Also calling yourself a “Lesbian Liberal Ass Hole…”

Some people Are Very strange…There is definitely a youth culture on this Website that I do not understand…

Please, I Beg of you…and Of everyone…Stop harrassing me…I am being Persecuted for simply expressing my beliefs! I ask you…does “Tumblr” still belong to America, or, has it Been overtaken by Marxists?

Where has my Freedom gone???