How “Smashing!” Mitt “Mittens” Romney is certainly a handsome and Attractive man! I wonder who those two blonde, Buxom Babes are! Tee Hee!

Oh! Hello, my little Anonymous Friend! Thank you So much for your words of support and nourishment!

It is A bird…no…It Is a plane…

No…

It is…the Santorumcorn, and the Palincorn, galloping Through a luscious rainbow together! See how they work together, so Harmoniously! Together, with their powers joined, they Are unstoppable! How glorious! How Brave! Oh, how I hope that someday, they will “run” For office together!

Ha! Ha, ha! 

You will not believe this, but I Have found another photograph of the young Rick Santorum! Here he is, looking Off Into the Distance, caressing his guitar…perhaps he is dreaming Of a wondrous Republican future!

Oh! Look! At first you think it Is a horse…then you think it is a man…but no, you Are wrong! You rub your eyes…blinking…not believing What you observe before you.

Could it Be…

a…

Santorumcorn?

Oh my! It is Indeed! It is almost too magical To be true! But there he stands, proudly Before you, with his patriotic eagle companion, Watching over him always! I wonder if he Will grant your wishes??

Hark! Warm weather Is approaching! And as the sun shines Ever brighter…we yearn for the cozy winter wonderland that we Have left behind!

Here I present To you, a photograph of Mitt “Mittens” Romney! He looks so snuggly in his winter Retreat! How special…it Just warms my heart! In such a magical place, anything Can happen!

Here I present to you, a rare photograph Of Rick Santorum when he was just A youthful lad! How virile, and “edgy” he is, holding his guitar And tossing his hair Back like a golden lion!

Though he has dropped out of the race, may he never drop out Of our hearts!

Hello! As you Can see, I have made this new picture upon the request of my good friend, “Alisha!” It was a joy to create, and I hope all my followers enjoy it As much as I do!

Listen…quietly…Do you hear that? It is the Sound of nature…sensually swirling around the three soft silken women…

Oh, wouldn’t it Be wonderful if there were three Michele Bachmanns instead of just one? It would not just Be twice as wondrous, but “three times” as wondrous! Oh, How splendid! Behold the mystical wonders, of a triad of Michele Bachmanns, as they Bask in the honeyed sunlight!

stfuconservatives:

glossylalia:

liquornspice:

theoceanandthesky:

so this is a thing that exists.

YES! THIS!

DNR

Today’s GOP: so *not* Reagan.

-Jess

How magical! Look at This beautiful image, of Reagan, the Original Republican, in all his glory! The colors shine Around him…he makes the world sparkle and Dance around him with his eyes…it is So wonderful that he is “child-friendly” as well! What an exuberant and Luscious man! Bringing Conservatism To The Children Of America!