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This blog has been On hiatus for a while, but when I saw this post, I Just had to share it With “Y’all!”

What A great look! This is fashion For true Americans.

Holy crap I'm sorry about the health care thing I didn't realize this was a parody
Anonymous
I see you're a young woman, remember when a Fox News announced said your rates should be higher than that of a man because you had the ability to have a baby. Oh, you don't? Because I did and it got me pretty fucking pissed, I am by no means a liberal but I know bullshit when I smell it
Anonymous
This is a parody page, right?

Hmmmmm…is “Obama” the Real president of the Majestic United States? Is the Liberal media telling you the truth? Yea…didn’t think so…

You're fucking crazy
Anonymous

Hello, anonymous Messenger! I suppose you Are probably a “Fucking” liberal…Hmm…Liberals can’t appreciate The beauty that is Fox News…

quickhits:

THIS JUST IN: Fox’s John Stossel is a dick.

Tee, Hee! I think I must Agree…he Is indeed Very manly and strong…just like a Beautiful “Dick!”

quickhits:

THIS JUST IN: Fox’s John Stossel is a dick.

Tee, Hee! I think I must Agree…he Is indeed Very manly and strong…just like a Beautiful “Dick!”

let me tell you about homestuck
Anonymous

Hmm…All right…I have never heard About this “Homeo Stuck” before…I wonder what it Is!

I am concerned about all this 'Halloween' business going on. In order to stop the Gay/Mexican/Wiccan/Communist agenda, I am going to hand out Chick Tracts and spray trick-or-treaters with a garden hose while I scream 'the power of Christ compels you!' (in ENGLISH, of course) #THESE-COLORS-DONT-RUN #DONT-TREAD-ON-ME
Anonymous

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Your blog continues to serve as an inspiration to me. It's like you see the world through Michelle Bachmann's eyes. Sometimes when I think about your blog before I go to bed, when I pray for America's soul which stands on the verge of a satanic KFC deep-frier, I call you Bachmann Turner Overdrive because "You're taking care of business." You haven't given in to liberal media like that butch news butcher Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. Live Strong.
Anonymous

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

team-joebama:

sometimes I remember that this was an actual Newsweek cover and I wonder why Newsweek ever ceased print publication

Can we all just talk about that Gingrich costume for a second?
Somebody got paid to think about and draw Newt Gingrich in a leather bikini.

Hmm..I wonder where Newsweek Has gone.
Perhaps they Were…banned For being “2”  hot For The presses!

afternoonsnoozebutton:

team-joebama:

sometimes I remember that this was an actual Newsweek cover and I wonder why Newsweek ever ceased print publication

Can we all just talk about that Gingrich costume for a second?

Somebody got paid to think about and draw Newt Gingrich in a leather bikini.

Hmm..I wonder where Newsweek Has gone.

Perhaps they Were…banned For being “2”  hot For The presses!