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I Am crying…this is So beautiful…thank you for Taking the time out of your day to write this…I am so Touched by your kind words…

GOP Convention: Believe In America

mittromney:

The convention floor was full of excitement last night as Mitt Romney accepted the nomination for President of the United States!

Hooray! I too am full Of excitement! My face Is smiling, like the sun!

heyggirlhey:

I will meet him someday, too.

He is So delicious…Hmmmmmmmmm, I Love his beautiful mouth…….
So sensual, so sweet…I am sorry, I’m in a strange mood Right now……….

heyggirlhey:

I will meet him someday, too.

He is So delicious…Hmmmmmmmmm, I Love his beautiful mouth…….

So sensual, so sweet…I am sorry, I’m in a strange mood Right now……….

santorum2016:

ricksantorum-2012:

extremecapitalism:

santorum2016:

crystal-lily:

ricksantorum-2012:

santorum2016:

Michelle Obama’s existence is the best evidence for evolution there is 

LOL!!!!! We found the missing link between humans and chimpanzees!!!

How is this not racist? Knowing full well of the history of our nation, yet still calling a Black woman a type of ape, and you see no problem with that whatsoever?

It’s the truth dear. Just look at her and tell me she doesn’t look like some kind of a creature from the discovery channel. 

THE FUCKING PICTURE. OH MY GOD. FFFFFFFHGFKGFKDGHDFG. HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY IN YOUR DAY TO GET A PICTURE LIKE THIS TAKEN HOW

HONESTLY!!!!!!! SHES A MONSTER. I showed that picture to my baby girl and she was SCARED. She said it looked like a monster and I told her it WAS a monster and that monster was in CONTROL of our wonderful country. SCARY

Poor baby :(

She’s scarred for life. 

I agree…she is Utterly terrifying! This is such an unpleasant “thread,” so I will go Ahead and provide some eye Candy! 

Here is the famous Santorumcorn, mighty, pure, and sweet as Sugar to behold…surely a sight For sore eyes…a purely white light Pours out of him…he is truly appealing, both On the inside and on the outside, just as a true leader of America should be!

He is so much more beautiful than Michelle “Barack” Obama!

What a beautiful Day! It is July Fourth, the birthday Of our country…I am so overwhelmed that I almost Want to cry!

What a beautiful Day! It is July Fourth, the birthday Of our country…I am so overwhelmed that I almost Want to cry!

mittromney:

Two years ago President Obama touted Solyndra as a symbol of stimulus success. Today? $535 million in taxpayer money wasted http://mi.tt/KO9VRe

Well! Well! Well! This is Just further proof that “Obama” bin Loki is not to be trusted…he is the Ultimate Horned Trickster! But I have faith in my heart that Captain Romney Will save the day With the truth of America!

How “Smashing!” Mitt “Mittens” Romney is certainly a handsome and Attractive man! I wonder who those two blonde, Buxom Babes are! Tee Hee!

How “Smashing!” Mitt “Mittens” Romney is certainly a handsome and Attractive man! I wonder who those two blonde, Buxom Babes are! Tee Hee!

Here I present to you, a rare photograph Of Rick Santorum when he was just A youthful lad! How virile, and “edgy” he is, holding his guitar And tossing his hair Back like a golden lion!
Though he has dropped out of the race, may he never drop out Of our hearts!

Here I present to you, a rare photograph Of Rick Santorum when he was just A youthful lad! How virile, and “edgy” he is, holding his guitar And tossing his hair Back like a golden lion!

Though he has dropped out of the race, may he never drop out Of our hearts!

Hooray! 
Hip, Hip, hooray!
Hello! I am cheering, because I think This picture really shows the feeling of wonder and joy that Glenn Beck’s face Brings! Have a Cranky child? Just Show them Glenn Beck’s face! It will Work wonders! This is Because Glenn Beck Is so beautiful!

Hooray! 

Hip, Hip, hooray!

Hello! I am cheering, because I think This picture really shows the feeling of wonder and joy that Glenn Beck’s face Brings! Have a Cranky child? Just Show them Glenn Beck’s face! It will Work wonders! This is Because Glenn Beck Is so beautiful!