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Ooh, la-la! I was watching America’s “Next” Top Model when…I noticed That our beloved Santorumcorn was the guest judge! How exciting!
If I were a judge, I would Pick Rick Santorum to win, because he is such a beautiful man…so much grace, Poise, and virtue in One shining package!

Ooh, la-la! I was watching America’s “Next” Top Model when…I noticed That our beloved Santorumcorn was the guest judge! How exciting!

If I were a judge, I would Pick Rick Santorum to win, because he is such a beautiful man…so much grace, Poise, and virtue in One shining package!

You will not believe this, but I Have found another photograph of the young Rick Santorum! Here he is, looking Off Into the Distance, caressing his guitar…perhaps he is dreaming Of a wondrous Republican future!

You will not believe this, but I Have found another photograph of the young Rick Santorum! Here he is, looking Off Into the Distance, caressing his guitar…perhaps he is dreaming Of a wondrous Republican future!

Here I present to you, a rare photograph Of Rick Santorum when he was just A youthful lad! How virile, and “edgy” he is, holding his guitar And tossing his hair Back like a golden lion!
Though he has dropped out of the race, may he never drop out Of our hearts!

Here I present to you, a rare photograph Of Rick Santorum when he was just A youthful lad! How virile, and “edgy” he is, holding his guitar And tossing his hair Back like a golden lion!

Though he has dropped out of the race, may he never drop out Of our hearts!

Wow, look At those fireworks! Baby, that Just makes me want my colors To Burst! Hah, aha! If you know what that Is A Reference To, Then you are So cool! Five million brownie Points for You!
Well…Anyway…Happy Birthday, America! You are a truly special Country, both spicy And Sweet! And remember…age Is just a number, what truly Matters is how Young You are at heart!

Wow, look At those fireworks! Baby, that Just makes me want my colors To Burst! Hah, aha! If you know what that Is A Reference To, Then you are So cool! Five million brownie Points for You!

Well…Anyway…Happy Birthday, America! You are a truly special Country, both spicy And Sweet! And remember…age Is just a number, what truly Matters is how Young You are at heart!