Behold the newest Cinematic Sensation, taking place in theaters all over America! Mitt “Mittens” Romney plays the sensuous Captain America (or, Steve Romney! Tee hee!)…he captivates the audience with his bravery and strength…his physique embodies the purity Of apple pie, and the nobility of the Eagle…He is Truly the face of America!

Here we Also have Michele Bachmann, as the seductive Black Widow…Newt “GreenGrich” stars as the Hulk, and Glenn Beck appears as Hawkeye! 

Rush Limbaugh, with his Lively personality, Makes the perfect Ironman… 

And lovely as ever, Rick San”Thor”um takes on the role of The golden Norse God, draped in luscious red velvet…

Lastly…but who Can this be…? Oh! Heavens! It is the evil villain, played by none other Than the real-life evil…Obama bin Loki! Look at his Golden Horns! He is truly a sinister Sight.

Who will win…? Will the Forces of darkness Triumph…or will the patriots of America  save the Day? See the movie to Find out!