think-progress:
Is Romney a Romnicorn?
17,000 people have signed a petition asking whether Romney is secretly a unicorn. They’re awaiting the Arizona investigation that may determine he is ineligible to be on the ballot.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I can-not Believe my eyes! Never have I been lucky enough To gaze upon the Romnicorn…though I have been able to Capture the graceful Palincorn and the sleek flanks of the Santorumcorn on camera…Today is truly a Great day.
How Splendid!
Hark! Warm weather Is approaching! And as the sun shines Ever brighter…we yearn for the cozy winter wonderland that we Have left behind!
Here I present To you, a photograph of Mitt “Mittens” Romney! He looks so snuggly in his winter Retreat! How special…it Just warms my heart! In such a magical place, anything Can happen!
Hello! Hello There, everyone! I have Not updated in so long! Well here, is my latest picture of Mitt Romney!! I did not make it, but I found it and decided That it *needed* to be shared with my wonderful followers! He is so strong and noble…and a total “badass!” Don’t you Think so?
I think he Looks like a Glamorous movie star! He could even Win an Oscar!