…they’re beautiful.
This… is so important.
How Beautiful…though Of course…not as beautiful As our majestic Republicorns!
Splendid!!!
Ooh, la-la! I was watching America’s “Next” Top Model when…I noticed That our beloved Santorumcorn was the guest judge! How exciting!
If I were a judge, I would Pick Rick Santorum to win, because he is such a beautiful man…so much grace, Poise, and virtue in One shining package!
Is Romney a Romnicorn?
17,000 people have signed a petition asking whether Romney is secretly a unicorn. They’re awaiting the Arizona investigation that may determine he is ineligible to be on the ballot.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I can-not Believe my eyes! Never have I been lucky enough To gaze upon the Romnicorn…though I have been able to Capture the graceful Palincorn and the sleek flanks of the Santorumcorn on camera…Today is truly a Great day.
How Splendid!
It is A bird…no…It Is a plane…
No…
It is…the Santorumcorn, and the Palincorn, galloping Through a luscious rainbow together! See how they work together, so Harmoniously! Together, with their powers joined, they Are unstoppable! How glorious! How Brave! Oh, how I hope that someday, they will “run” For office together!
Ha! Ha, ha!
Oh! Look! At first you think it Is a horse…then you think it is a man…but no, you Are wrong! You rub your eyes…blinking…not believing What you observe before you.
Could it Be…
a…
Santorumcorn?
Oh my! It is Indeed! It is almost too magical To be true! But there he stands, proudly Before you, with his patriotic eagle companion, Watching over him always! I wonder if he Will grant your wishes??
